VOL. I · NO. 8567SATURDAY, AUGUST 15, 2026
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Canadian trade officials in Washington, Moneris sale to U.S. private equity and Air Canada sells 25% of Aeroplan stake: Must-read business and investing stories

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Meanwhile in Bavaria
Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

Canada's trade negotiators Dominic LeBlanc and Janice Charette met US Trade Representative Jamieson Greer for a fourth time in three weeks as a 50% tariff deadline looms Aug. 19, with Charette warning that talks would halt and Canada would retaliate if the tariffs proceed.

Separately, RBC and BMO agreed to sell Canadian payments processor Moneris, which handles a third of the country's transactions, to California's Francisco Partners for about $2 billion, prompting concerns over data sovereignty. Air Canada is selling a 25% stake in Aeroplan to Blackstone and Canadian pension funds for $2.5 billion, valuing the loyalty program at over $10 billion.

Amazon warehouse workers in Delta, B.C. are close to a first collective agreement with Unifor, but Amazon has asked regulators to pause bargaining after a separate employee group sought to decertify the union. Meanwhile, Ottawa's Major Projects Office is reviewing $192 billion worth of proposals amid questions about transparency and speed.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A trade deadline, a sovereignty-adjacent asset sale, and a labor decertification fight all landing in the same week is less a coincidence than the ordinary texture of doing business next door to an administration that treats tariffs as a personality trait.
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