VOL. I · NO. 8572THURSDAY, AUGUST 20, 2026
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Puerto Rico is rationing water, but many residents stopped trusting the tap long before the drought

Filed 6d ago · Via The Conversation · The Buffoon Desk
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Dissappointment
Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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More than 180,000 customers in San Juan and six municipalities have faced 48-hour rotating water outages since August 7, 2026, blamed officially on record drought and a June rupture of the aging Superaqueduct. Governor Jenniffer González called the situation 'out of our hands.'

But PRASA, the government-owned water utility, lost 267 million of 513 million gallons produced daily to pipe leaks in fiscal 2024 — nearly half its output — according to Puerto Rico's federally appointed oversight board, with only a 6% reduction in losses since 2019. The EPA estimates $2.2 billion is needed for distribution and transmission repairs, far more than the utility receives.

Many of the outages predate the official rationing: one San Juan neighborhood counted 123 outage-days in the 13 months before the current schedule began. A 2022 survey found 64% of residents in three regions mistrust their tap water outright, citing smell, color, illness, and years of unresolved EPA violations.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Calling this a drought story is like calling a bathtub overflow a rainfall story while ignoring the open drain. The governor's 'out of our hands' framing conveniently omits whose hands have been managing a utility that misplaces half its product every single day.
Source: Read the original at The Conversation → Scored: Dissappointment · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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