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Paris court examines high-profile terrorism appeal linked to Islamic State

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A Paris appeals court heard testimony this week from intelligence experts in the case of Kaïs Al-Abdallah, a Syrian national serving 20 years for terrorist criminal conspiracy tied to the Islamic State's hostage-taking network in Syria.

Al-Abdallah, who studied chemistry in Germany and was allegedly known as 'Abu Hamza the Chemist,' denies IS affiliation despite bomb-making documents found on his computer and social media evidence presented at trial. He is the only one of five convicted defendants to appeal.

The court examined the kidnapping of four French journalists held between 2013 and 2014, screening footage of torture methods modeled partly on Guantanamo, according to expert testimony. Al-Abdallah watched proceedings through an interpreter, largely unremarked upon as experts detailed the broader jihadist network instead.

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