VOL. I · NO. 8601FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 18, 2026
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ICE accused of continuing warrantless arrests in Oregon despite injunction

Filed 56m ago · Via Courthouse News · The Buffoon Desk
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Four men testified in Oregon federal court that ICE agents detained them with few or no questions and transported them hours from home, despite a February injunction requiring warrants and flight-risk determinations before such arrests. One man, a Venezuelan national with a pending immigration application, said agents mistook him for his brother and detained him in Portland for days without checking identification. Witnesses described being pressured to sign voluntary self-deportation forms without being told what the documents meant.

An attorney for the plaintiffs class told Judge Mustafa Kasubhai the warrantless arrests reflect a push to meet administration deportation quotas, and accused ICE of making flight-risk assessments after the fact, underreporting arrests, and withholding data. A researcher testified that 574 immigration arrests occurred in Oregon between February and July, with 504 classified as noncustodial arrests, more likely to have happened without a warrant.

DOJ attorneys countered that the men all had prior arrest warrants justifying detention, and argued plaintiffs hadn't met their burden of proof. Kasubhai questioned how a previously resolved warrant could justify a new arrest without a new warrant being issued, and said at the hearing's close that ICE's document disclosures were not meeting the injunction's minimum requirements.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A judge tells the government it isn't complying with his order, and the government's answer is a technical argument about when an old warrant expires. That's not a defense, it's an admission dressed up in a suit. When the people being detained can't tell whether the paper being waved at them means release or deportation, the paperwork isn't doing its job.
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