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Disney And Pixar’s ‘Cars’ Races Into 20th Anniversary With An F1 Partnership And Enduring Legacy
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Twenty years on, the cartoon car that sold a mountain of plastic toys is now selling tickets to the real races, which is a neat trick if you can manage it. Everyone quoted sounds delighted, and why wouldn't they be, since nobody in this arrangement has to pay the other one anything but compliments. A birthday party where the guests bring the cake and take it home with them.