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Zelensky has a message for Washington: Don’t call peace impossible while refusing to put more pressure on Putin

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In an interview with Kathimerini, Secretary of State Marco Rubio described the war in Ukraine as a strategic stalemate now entering its fifth year, breakable only by negotiated settlement or dangerous escalation, with Russia's demand for the totality of Donetsk unacceptable to Kyiv. He pointed to a recent drone attack on ships in the Black Sea and warned Russia may target Ukraine's power grid again this winter, while noting Ukraine's own long-range strikes into Russia.

Zelensky responded that there is no diplomatic dead end, only unwillingness, arguing the U.S. could end Russia's advantage quickly by cutting off its economy, tightening sanctions on its weapons supply, and extending Starlink-level air dominance to Ukraine the way it helped secure Israeli skies against Iran. He warned that China is close to offering Russia an alternative to Starlink, and argued full air defense support would push Putin to the negotiating table within months rather than years.

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Rubio describes a wall and Zelensky describes a landlord who has the key in his pocket and keeps patting it instead of using it. Both men are talking about the same war and somehow landing in different rooms. When the explanation for not helping more starts sounding like a weather report, that is usually the point where somebody decided the current amount of help is the amount they are comfortable giving.
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