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Rectal Cancer Is Rising In Millennials. Doctors Have A Theory Why.

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New research cited by NBC finds rectal cancer deaths rising among adults in their 30s and 40s, with projections that rectal cancer could become the top cancer killer of people under 50 by 2035 if the trend holds. The deaths of actors Chadwick Boseman and James Van Der Beek, both diagnosed with colorectal cancer in their 40s, have drawn more public attention to the disease.

Doctors interviewed point to rectal bleeding, abdominal pain, changes in bowel habits, thinner stools, fatigue and anemia as the most common warning signs, noting that bleeding is often mistaken for hemorrhoids. Some cases show no symptoms at all, which is why physicians stress regular screening even for younger adults who assume they're not at risk.

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