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Russian drone strike on Northern Bridge delays buses and trolleybuses

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A Russian jet-powered drone struck Kyiv's Northern Bridge on the morning of October 3, damaging the roadway and the trolleybus overhead power network, according to the Kyiv City State Administration. Buses No. 21, 73, 101 and 114 and trolleybuses No. 29, 30, 31 and 47 were delayed or rerouted for hours as crews worked to restore service.

The disruption came two days after Russian forces repeatedly struck Kyiv's Pivdennyi Bridge, which remains fully closed to both road and metro traffic. City officials routed buses through the Podilskyi Bridge and split trolleybus service by riverbank while repairs continued.

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