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Prosecutors present ’80 percent gun’ in Baja murder trial

Filed 1h ago · Via Courthouse News · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A ballistics expert testified in Ensenada this week about a homemade 9mm pistol found in a truck linked to one of three men on trial for the methodical killing of two Australian brothers and their American friend, whose bodies turned up in a dry well on a Baja beach in May 2024.

The gun, stamped with US-made polymer parts and no serial number, was found in a defendant's truck and belonged, according to a former girlfriend's testimony, to a man she says kept a hit list. The catch: casings recovered from the well and a nearby burned campsite were from a .45-caliber weapon, not the 9mm on display.

When pressed on why so much trial time went to a gun that doesn't match the physical evidence, a prosecutor told reporters only that 'tomorrow you will find out how the 9 was used.' More ballistics testimony was expected before the week's hearings wrapped.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A courtroom is supposed to connect dots, not just display them under glass. When your own side has to promise the missing link is coming 'tomorrow,' you've told the room everything it needs to know about where the case stands today. Families flew across the world for this; they deserve better than a magic trick with a pistol.
Source: Read the original at Courthouse News → Scored: Deadly Roulette · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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