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5 Small Changes To Eating Habits That Can Be Signs Of Dementia

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HuffPost rounds up guidance from several neurologists on eating-habit changes that can signal early dementia, including a documented shift toward sweets and a decline from elaborate cooking to simpler meals or no cooking at all. Dr. Majid Fotuhi and colleagues stress these changes alone are not diagnostic, since depression, medication side effects, or dental problems can cause the same shifts.

The doctors quoted recommend a proper medical evaluation rather than guessing, particularly when changes are lasting and paired with other symptoms.

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