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Photos reveal devastating aftermath of massive Russian airstrike on Kyiv

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Russian forces launched a combined ballistic missile and drone attack on Kyiv overnight into September 1, killing eight people and wounding five, including three children, according to Ukraine's State Emergency Service. The Darnytskyi district bore the brunt, recording seven of the city's eight fatalities, with fires ignited at two separate locations there.

A missile strike also hit a non-residential building in the Holosiivskyi district, killing one person, while drone debris partially destroyed a private home; rescuers pulled a man and woman from the rubble. A separate ballistic missile strike hit a railway depot and other Ukrzaliznytsia facilities in Kyiv, killing seven people, six of them company employees, and leveling a repair workshop.

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