The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

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HuffPost's recurring roundup collects parenting jokes from X and Threads, including a toddler disturbed to learn he has a skeleton inside him and a four-year-old amending 'now we're talkin' to 'now we're poopin.' Other entries cover a pumpkin-patch meltdown over cargo capacity and two sisters reportedly unionizing around a milk-and-Spindrift drink they call 'mouth soap.'

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