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Russia’s first parliamentary election since the full-scale invasion of Ukraine begins tomorrow, with its only anti-war party barred and genuine competition all but eliminated

Filed 1h ago · Via Meduza · The Buffoon Desk
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Meanwhile in Bavaria
Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Russia's State Duma elections begin, running September 18-20, the first since the full-scale invasion of Ukraine, with over 70% of sitting lawmakers seeking reelection and pro-government pollsters predicting United Russia will improve on its 2021 result.

Yabloko, the only anti-war party, had its registration overturned by the Supreme Court on what the report calls absurd grounds, while candidates elsewhere were disqualified after old social media posts mentioning Alexey Navalny surfaced and triggered 'extremist symbols' fines.

Television debates, mandated by law, largely became silence: candidates from United Russia and Kremlin-tolerated parties skipped them or sat mute, and channels sometimes cut away to footage of Putin or the prime minister instead. Opposition figures have floated protest-voting tactics, including a call to appear en masse at polling stations, though it's unclear how large that turnout will be.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
An election where the ruling party's biggest worry is beating its own polling numbers isn't a contest, it's a weather report. Cutting away from a mandated debate to show the prime minister instead is the kind of thing you'd laugh at if it were a skit, except somewhere a real candidate just got fined for a seven-year-old social media post. Calling this a vote is being generous to the word.
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