VOL. I · NO. 8601FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 18, 2026
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Restriction on Entry of Certain Nonimmigrant Workers

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A presidential proclamation extends last year's $100,000 fee on H-1B visa petitions through September 2027, citing steep drops in registrations by IT staffing firms and a shift toward higher-paid applicants as evidence the policy works. The administration says outsourcing firms' combined registrations fell 92 percent and consular processing requests dropped nearly 97 percent since the fee took effect. A companion Department of Homeland Security rule now weights the visa lottery toward higher-skilled, higher-paid workers, with a Labor Department wage rule still only proposed.

The proclamation frames the collapse in applications as proof of deterrence working exactly as intended, without addressing what happens to the employers and workers who simply stopped applying rather than paying. It leaves open, as it has for a year, whether the underlying goal is closing wage-suppression loopholes or shrinking the program itself.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Charge a hundred grand for a door and then brag that hardly anybody walks through it. That is not evidence the door works, that is arithmetic. What nobody in the proclamation cares to say is where those employers and workers went, and after a full year of this you would think somebody might have wandered over and looked.
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