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England fast-bowling depth chart: A battery to win back the Ashes
Filed 1mo ago · Via The Telegraph · The Buffoon Desk
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The Telegraph surveys England's fast-bowling options ahead of the Ashes, citing a new generation of seamers including Josh Tongue and Ollie Robinson.
The piece frames the group as deep enough to offset uncertainty in the side's post-Stokes balance.
The full dispatch is available from the source below.
Source: Read the original at The Telegraph →
Scored: Grand Dark Waltz Allegretto · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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