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Marlborough racing tips and best bets for today’s races

Filed 1mo ago · Via The Telegraph · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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The Telegraph's racing desk publishes its daily best bets and tips across British racecourses, from Cheltenham to a low-key evening card at Chelmsford City. A tipster known as Marlborough names a daily top selection along with a secondary pick marked NB.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

Source: Read the original at The Telegraph → Scored: As I Figure · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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