VOL. I · NO. 8566FRIDAY, AUGUST 14, 2026
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Anxious Canadian firms bet Trump will buckle ahead of 50% tariff deadline

Filed 1w ago · Via stcatharinesstandard.ca · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

A fresh round of 50 percent US tariffs on nearly $20 billion of Canadian goods, including dairy and down jackets, is set to hit August 19, and unlike most prior tariffs this one won't spare goods compliant with the CUSMA trade pact. Yet Canadian businesses are reportedly not rushing shipments across the border to beat the deadline, according to Janine Harker of the Canadian Society of Customs Brokers, who describes the mood as 'watchful waiting.'

The restraint reflects a now-familiar wager: that President Trump will soften or delay the tariffs, a pattern common enough to have earned its own acronym, TACO, for 'Trump Always Chickens Out.' Last summer saw frantic front-loading of shipments ahead of tariff deadlines; this time, exporters seem more resigned to the churn while still bracing for financial damage if the deadline holds.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
When an entire trading relationship reorganizes itself around whether a head of state will follow through on his own threats, that's not a negotiating strategy, it's a coin flip with extra tariffs. Canadian businesses betting on presidential inconsistency as their hedge says everything about how reliable that consistency has become.
Source: Read the original at stcatharinesstandard.ca → Scored: Circus Waltz · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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