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The surprising allies backing Boulder’s climate case before the Supreme Court

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Boulder, Colorado sued Suncor and Exxon Mobil in 2018 over the rising costs of adapting to heat, wildfire and flood damage, and the case now sits before the Supreme Court, which hears oral arguments Monday. The immediate question isn't whether oil companies owe damages but whether the Court can intervene before the case even goes to trial in state court; oil companies argue the suit is really a backdoor attempt to regulate emissions and that federal law shields them from state liability.

Colorado ranchers, including Deirdre Macnab, are pushing back after watching their own county spend taxpayer money backing the oil companies, citing fire losses and drought costs that are pushing some ranchers toward bankruptcy. Conservative legal scholars including Jonathan Adler and former Republican EPA administrators Christine Todd Whitman and William Reilly have also sided with Boulder, arguing nothing in federal law or the Constitution blocks the suit from proceeding.

Justice Samuel Alito's recusal, given his oil company holdings, complicates the industry's path to a five-justice majority. A watchdog organization found 25 of the 38 briefs supporting Exxon and Suncor came from groups with financial ties to fossil fuel interests or foundations opposed to climate regulation.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
When the people who used to run the EPA under Republican presidents and the ranchers losing cattle to wildfire end up standing next to each other, that tells you something about where the actual argument lives, and it isn't where the oil companies' lawyers want to point you. A county spending its own residents' tax money to defend the industry whose operations are burning those residents' pastures is the kind of arrangement that makes a rancher ask who exactly the county works for. The court will decide the legal question; the neighbors have already answered the practical one.
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