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California man pleads guilty to scamming elderly women out of nearly $2 million

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Troy Van Sickle, 55, of Temecula, pleaded guilty to wire fraud, money laundering and lying to the government after federal prosecutors said he conned two elderly women out of roughly $1.9 million. He posed as a romantically interested businessman to a wealthy Los Angeles divorcee, then spun a fake miniature car company and fabricated multimillion-dollar contracts to extract $150,000 toward what became a $650,000 Ferrari.

Prosecutors say he coached the woman to lie to the FBI, delete texts, and sign a false promissory note recasting the fraud as a loan. He also submitted a falsified financial disclosure to his probation officer, hiding the money, the cars and his casino winnings, all while serving supervised release for a 2021 mail-fraud conviction with nine other victims.

He now faces up to 30 years and owes restitution to both women. His attorney declined to comment.

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A man already on probation for fraud somehow talked his way into two more fortunes before anyone thought to check his record. The system had him on a leash the whole time and he still bought a Ferrari with somebody's retirement money. Thirty years sounds like a lot until you remember the last sentence didn't stop him either.
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