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Exclusive: Ukraine could recruit foreign infantry across the front — Butusov on war planning, Drapatyi and army reforms

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Yuriy Butusov, a UAV company commander in Ukraine's 23rd Assault Regiment, told Radio NV that reported reforms under new Commander-in-Chief Mykhailo Drapatyi haven't reached his sector in Kharkiv Oblast, despite reports the new leadership favors decentralized command over his predecessor's micromanagement. He said Drapatyi visited his unit personally, which he welcomed, but that coordination and command problems remain unresolved locally.

Butusov said he has not seen the war plan Drapatyi reportedly submitted to the National Security and Defense Council, and said it's difficult to judge how it differs from previous plans he also never saw. He argued that without clear planning on concentrating forces, manpower and ammunition toward defined objectives, operations risk being sustained by improvisation rather than strategy.

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An officer saying nobody has seen the war plan, including the people fighting the war, is the kind of detail that tends to get lost between a press release and a headline. It is easy for institutions anywhere to announce a plan exists; it is much harder to make sure the people who need it ever get a copy. If the man running a drone company on the front line is reduced to guessing at strategy from corps level down, the reform is still mostly a document, not yet a fact on the ground.
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