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Jimmy Fallon Goes Full Toilet Humor With His Latest Trump Line

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Jimmy Fallon used footage of portable toilets tumbling in nor'easter winds outside MetLife Stadium to riff on President Trump, joking that the toppling units were actually the president sneaking back onto his plane. The bit called back to a July incident in which Trump reportedly exited Air Force One inside a catering truck amid an Iranian threat.

Fallon voiced an imagined Trump muttering apologies as the toilets rolled across the screen during the Tonight Show monologue.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A stray weather clip and an old story about a catering truck is really all a comedian needs these days. The material writes itself when the news cycle keeps handing out props like that. Somewhere a stadium crew is just glad nobody got hurt hauling those things back upright.
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