VOL. I · NO. 8599WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 16, 2026
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The Epstein reckoning hits the campaign trail, including in Arizona

Filed 42m ago · Via Arizona Mirror · The Buffoon Desk
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Democratic Senate nominee James Talarico appeared with Epstein survivors Annie Farmer and Sharlene Rochard at a Reading Room exhibit of DOJ-released Epstein files, attacking Republican opponent Ken Paxton for not meeting with survivors and calling on him to sue the Justice Department over the files' handling. Talarico also aired an ad hitting Paxton over a lenient plea deal his office offered a defendant charged with abusing a minor, though career prosecutors on that case say the outcome reflected the victim's wishes not to testify again.

Paxton's campaign countered by highlighting $11.5 million in donations to a pro-Talarico super PAC from venture capitalist Reid Hoffman, who has acknowledged and apologized for past MIT Media Lab ties to Epstein. Trump, who campaigned for Paxton in Dallas, has his own past Epstein association, along with a 2024 business-fraud conviction and a 2023 sexual abuse liability finding.

In North Carolina, Democrats ran ads against Senate nominee Michael Whatley over his elevation of Harvey West Jr., a convicted sex offender, to Republican Party posts; Whatley's campaign called the attacks a distraction.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Everybody in this fight has an Epstein-adjacent name to sling at somebody, which tells you less about any one candidate and more about how deep that particular rot goes. When the response to ‘why did you protect an abuser' is ‘well, look at your donor,' nobody's actually answering the question, they're just trading it. The files got released because survivors fought for years to make that happen, and now they're a rounding error in an ad war.
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