GOP's Big Midterm Convention Kicks Off With Comically Unfortunate Malfunction

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The Republican Party's midterm convention opened in Dallas Wednesday with a sign reading 'Da las' after one of the Ls fell off before speakers took the stage. It was fixed shortly after, but not before it circulated widely online alongside the predictable jokes about the party's prospects.

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A letter fell off a sign. That's all that happened, and anybody who has hung a banner at a school fundraiser knows the tape gives out right when the crowd shows up. What's funny is the crew that wants to run the country couldn't keep two screws in a wall, and the whole internet got a free joke out of it before lunch.

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