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My Hair Was 'Chock-Full Of Split Ends' — Until These Products Reversed The Damage

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A HuffPost shopping piece recommends eight hair-care products, including a shampoo and conditioner set and a curl-enhancing oil, framed as a personal fix for split ends and heat damage. The products are discounted up to 30% as part of an Amazon Prime Day sale, and the article discloses it may earn a commission on purchases made through its links.

Evidence for effectiveness consists of the writer's own experience and a secondhand customer review posted on Amazon.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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A sale on shampoo wrapped in a personal essay is still a sale on shampoo. The only thing reversed here is the usual order of operations, where the ad used to come after the story instead of being the story.
Source: Read the original at HuffPost → Scored: The Entertainer · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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