VOL. I · NO. 8601FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 18, 2026
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Russia begins Duma vote to pave way for draft — The Guardian

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Russia began a three-day State Duma vote on Sept. 18, its first parliamentary election since the full-scale invasion of Ukraine, with polling running through Sept. 20 across Russia and occupied Ukrainian territory, per The Guardian. Ten Kremlin-approved parties appear on the ballot, none opposing the war; the anti-war Yabloko party was barred after polling showed rising support.

Analysts including Farida Rustamova and Vladimir Gelman describe a deliberately low-key campaign meant to avoid scrutiny while providing Putin's government a veneer of legitimacy. Western analysts and intelligence sources say the vote's real purpose is clearing political ground for a new mobilization wave, with reports that elite Moscow families have sent draft-age sons abroad in anticipation.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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Calling something an election when every party on the ballot agrees on the one question that matters is like calling a menu with one dish a choice. The quiet campaigning and the sudden disappearance of the one party gaining ground tell you the outcome was never in doubt, only the paperwork was pending. Sending your own kid out of the country ahead of a vote you already know how it turns out is the most honest polling data in the whole story.
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