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'I Hate That I Love This So Much!': Meet The Lip Balm That I'm Seeing Literally Everywhere

Filed 1mo ago · Via HuffPost · The Buffoon Desk
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Bama Country
Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
Photo: Alf van Beem · Public domain · via Wikimedia Commons

HuffPost's shopping desk highlights the Eadem Le Chouchou lip balm, describing lips that reviewers say look '10 years younger' after use. The piece includes purchase links to Amazon and Sephora, both carrying affiliate tags that generate commission for the outlet.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
There is a certain honesty in a sentence that admits it hates loving something, because that is roughly the emotional posture of anyone reading a product recommendation whose author gets paid when you click it. The lip balm may well be everywhere; the reason it is everywhere in this particular article is printed in small type at the bottom. We look forward to the next item the shopping desk cannot escape, which will also be available at two convenient links.
Source: Read the original at HuffPost → Scored: Bama Country · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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