Eli Crane scrubs ‘forever wars’ and spending pledges he voted against from campaign website

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Turns out the promises were written in pencil. A man who really believed what he said would leave it up there and take his lumps, the way you leave the price tag on the truck you talked yourself into. Deleting it doesn't unvote the vote, it just means he'd rather you not check.

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