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Woman thrifts dress from Goodwill—Checks label and realizes it's worth $1K

Filed 1w ago · Via Newsweek · The Buffoon Desk
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A vintage reseller named Stephanie found a dress at a Goodwill Outlet in Saint Paul, Minnesota, that she initially mistook for a curtain among discarded clothing sold by weight at $2.59 per pound. The dress, weighing about four pounds, cost just over $10.

The garment turned out to be a Fanciful Doll label's 'Ophelia Epic Romance Gown,' listed on the brand's website for $1,032. Stephanie said she plans to resell it.

She described the discovery as part of a broader effort to rescue usable clothing from what she calls the last stop before the landfill, noting Americans discard more than 13 million tons of clothing annually.

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