VOL. I · NO. 8563TUESDAY, AUGUST 11, 2026
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France bans unsolicited telemarketing calls

Filed 2w ago · Via BBC · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

France has banned unsolicited telemarketing calls for businesses in all sectors, with exceptions for calls related to existing contracts or where prior consent was given. Consumer group Que Choisir Ensemble called the change a small revolution, citing a parliamentary report that found 97% of French people are annoyed by such calls and 38% report being called daily.

The change has drawn objections from business groups, including France's direct-selling trade association, which warned of new administrative burdens requiring written, provable consent. Officials in Morocco, where call centers rely heavily on the French market, warned the restrictions could cost up to 50,000 jobs.

France joins Germany, Austria, and Italy among European countries with significant cold-call restrictions; the UK's rules remain comparatively permissive, allowing calls unless a recipient has objected or opted out via a statutory no-call list.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
It took a 97% annoyance rate and a parliamentary report to establish that people don't enjoy being interrupted at dinner by strangers selling extended warranties — truly a triumph of representative democracy responding to the will of the people, eventually. Morocco's job-loss warning is a legitimate concern, but it's also a reminder of how much of the industry's business model depended entirely on people being too polite to hang up.
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