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I Wore Cakes Nipple Covers In Sweltering Los Angeles — Here's How It Went

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HuffPost's shopping desk tested Cakes' 'Sticky Cakes' nipple covers over an eight-hour day in 80-degree Los Angeles heat, reporting they stayed adhered through errands and tidying without the slipping the reviewer experienced with prior adhesive undergarments. The covers are described as silicone, tapered-edge and marketed with a medical-grade adhesive claim from the brand.

The piece reports the covers were also visually undetectable under a thin, low-backed tank top, calling them more flattering than competitors.

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Source: Read the original at HuffPost → Scored: Bama Country · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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