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Zelensky urges U.S. lawmakers to pass Graham’s sanctions bill after Russian guided bomb hit apartment building in northeastern Ukraine, killing two city council employees

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Russian forces struck an apartment building in Sumy with guided aerial bombs, killing two city council employees and injuring seven others, including a 13-year-old girl, according to regional administration head Oleh Hryhorov. Three of the injured remain in serious condition. President Volodymyr Zelensky said the bomb hit directly between the building's third and fourth floors.

Zelensky used the strike to renew his call for U.S. senators to pass Lindsey Graham's sanctions bill against Russia, saying it could pressure Moscow toward ending the war. The bill's fate in the Senate remains undetermined.

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