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The U.S. Can’t Catch Up to China’s Robots by Banning Them

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The 2026 World Humanoid Robot Games in Beijing pitted thousands of robots against each other in running, jumping and dancing, with machines breaking records including Usain Bolt's 100-meter time, underscoring China's dominance of an industry that produced nearly 90 percent of humanoid robots sold in 2025.

Last month the Trump administration announced a ban on new imports of 'advanced robotics devices,' requiring future robots sold in the U.S. to be assembled domestically with at least 65 percent U.S.-made parts. The policy applies globally but is aimed squarely at China, even though the U.S. robotics industry remains a fraction of China's scale and cannot currently meet domestic demand for components.

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Banning the thing you cannot yet build is a curious substitute for building it, and the administration's approach to robots mirrors its approach to most industrial competition: erect a wall, declare victory, and hope the wall does the manufacturing.
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