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Exclusive: Ukrainian officer: Russian bloggers' panic over Lyman may be valid

Filed 23h ago · Via NV · The Buffoon Desk
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A Ukrainian deputy corps commander, Lt. Col. Rodion Kudryashov, said in a Sept. 1 interview that panic among Russian military bloggers over the situation near Lyman may be justified, citing a pattern of Russian commanders reporting battlefield gains to their political leaders that do not actually exist on the map. He urged caution, however, saying observers should wait for official communication from Ukraine's 3rd Army Corps rather than take blogger chatter at face value.

Separately, a Joint Forces Group spokesman said earlier in August that Russian forces continued intense efforts to break through near Lyman, particularly through gray zones near Zarichne and Yampil, but described Ukrainian defenses there as well-fortified and the Russian attempts as low in effectiveness despite their intensity.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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When the guy defending the town tells you the enemy's own cheerleaders might be right to worry, that is a strange kind of compliment. Wars get fought twice, once with artillery and once with press releases, and both sides know their own generals fudge the map when the boss is watching. Best advice here is the oldest one in journalism: trust the folks holding the ground more than the folks describing it from a podium.
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