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The U.S. Is Learning the Wrong Lessons in Iran

Filed 4d ago · Via Foreign Policy · The Buffoon Desk
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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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A wave of security analysis has focused on tactical and logistical shortcomings in the U.S. operation against Iran — insufficient munitions stockpiles, inadequate minesweepers, poor preparation for drone attacks and oil-shipping disruptions. The argument here is that these fixes would not have changed the campaign's outcome.

The Trump administration's stated war aims included regime change, destroying Iran's long-range strike capability, and altering its nuclear and regional proxy policies — none of which the piece says months of bombing and blockade achieved. The author frames this as a strategic failure that better logistics could not have salvaged.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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Blaming a war's failure on insufficient minesweepers is the kind of after-action report that lets everyone avoid asking why the war's actual goals were unreachable in the first place. Tactical debriefs are easier to write than admitting the strategy was the problem all along.
Source: Read the original at Foreign Policy → Scored: Decline · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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