VOL. I · NO. 8594FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 11, 2026
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Your Weekly Michigan Political Brief

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Jewish Voice for Peace Action endorsed Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed and launched a support group for him, while the Michigan Restaurant and Lodging Association PAC backed Republicans in top statewide races and split its endorsements further down the ballot.

Trump's political operation is spending $600,000 to help U.S. Rep. Bill Huizenga fend off a challenge in Michigan's 4th District, and a Democratic congressional nominee has requested a debate with her Trump-backed opponent that has not yet materialized.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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