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Ukraine attacks port in Russia’s Dagestan with drones. One drone hits theater building.

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Ukrainian drones struck the Makhachkala International Sea Trade Port in Russia's Dagestan region, sparking a fire, and one drone hit the roof of the Avar Musical Drama Theater, blowing out windows, according to regional officials. No injuries were reported from either strike, and the fires were extinguished.

In Russia's Voronezh region, a separate drone strike hit a private home in Borisoglebsk, killing a woman and injuring two others, the regional governor said. Russia's Defense Ministry said air defenses shot down 448 Ukrainian drones overnight across various regions.

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