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These 'Genius' Sweatproof Tees ‘Should Be Prescribed By Doctors To People Who Sweat’

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HuffPost's shopping desk features Thompson Tee sweatproof T-shirts, citing an Amazon reviewer who said the shirts ‘should be prescribed by doctors to people who sweat,’ and another quoted as saying, at 52, they can finally wear what they want without worry. The shirts use built-in sweatproof pads in the underarms designed to trap moisture before it reaches outer clothing.

The brand previously appeared on ‘Shark Tank’ and gained renewed attention after The White Lotus's costume designer said some cast members wore the shirts under costumes while filming in Thailand's heat and humidity. Prices run $38 for men's and $44 for women's versions through Amazon affiliate links.

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