VOL. I · NO. 8564WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 12, 2026
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Trump sued over Truth Social fast-track posts

Filed 2w ago · Via BBC · The Buffoon Desk
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Merry Go - Distressed
Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0

The Intercept and Freedom of the Press Foundation are suing President Trump in New York federal court over Truth Social's new paid service, Truth API, which charges subscribers up to $100,000 a month to receive his posts seconds before the general public sees them. More than ten firms are already paying for the fast-lane access, which the lawsuit calls

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When a sitting president's own company sells advance warning of his announcements to whoever can afford it, calling it a 'data feed product' is doing a lot of work. Market-moving statements shouldn't have a paywall with the president's name on both sides of the transaction.
Source: Read the original at BBC → Scored: Merry Go - Distressed · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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