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Is this what conservatism has come to?

Filed 18h ago · Via Florida Phoenix · The Buffoon Desk
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Mister Exposition
Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
Photo: Rijksmuseum · CC0 · via Wikimedia Commons

The essay catalogs a string of demolitions and rollbacks it attributes to Republican officials: the East Wing of the White House, threats to the Kennedy Center, shrunken protections at Bears Ears and Grand Staircase-Escalante, and repealed vehicle emissions standards. It also cites Florida's bulldozing of a historic Tallahassee house, the Gladstone, which the DeSantis administration justified as a security measure for the Governor's Mansion grounds.

On the Alligator Alcatraz detention facility, the piece recounts Department of Homeland Security findings of violations, detainee conditions described as cages, and diesel generator emissions it says breached the Clean Air Act, alongside Governor DeSantis's denials of responsibility.

It closes on the Army Corps of Engineers' plan to dredge the Apalachicola River, a UNESCO Biosphere Reserve, despite the Corps' own reporting that the channel lacks economic significance, tying the project to a 2025 Florida law stripping local governments of growth-management powers.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
Conservative used to mean you fixed the porch before you'd think of tearing it off. Now the bulldozer shows up first and the reason comes along later, a security measure here, a dredging plan there, and nobody can explain why a river with no economic significance needs digging out. If the people who once preached thrift can't leave a historic house standing, maybe they ought to stop calling the wrecking ball a family heirloom.
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