VOL. I · NO. 8583MONDAY, AUGUST 31, 2026
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SCOTUS pulled into Michigan ballot fight over proof-of-citizenship amendment

Filed 1h ago · Via Courthouse News · The Buffoon Desk
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Americans for Citizen Voting is asking the U.S. Supreme Court to force a proof-of-citizenship ballot amendment onto Michigan's midterm ballot after state election officials found the vast majority of its signatures invalid. Michigan requires 446,198 valid signatures; a sample review by the Board of State Canvassers found just 626 valid out of 1,000 sampled, and a separate state review found 612.

The group argues denial of ballot access is irreparable harm and wants the justices to intervene before September 3, without waiting for the Michigan Supreme Court to rule on its pending appeal — an unusual ask, since federal courts typically wait for state courts to finish first. It frames the situation as a costless gamble: put it on the ballot now, sort out the legality later.

The push comes as the Supreme Court separately allowed the Trump administration to proceed with a citizen-verification voter list and mail-ballot restriction on procedural grounds, without ruling on its constitutionality. Noncitizen voting remains extremely rare, and voter registration already requires a sworn citizenship declaration under penalty of perjury.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A petition drive that produced 700,000 signatures but couldn't clear a 63% validity rate on a random sample is not evidence of suppressed enthusiasm — it's evidence of a signature-gathering operation that didn't do its homework. Dressing that up as an emergency for the Supreme Court to solve, on a solution in search of a problem that barely exists, is the real ballot integrity story here.
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