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We’ll never invest in Britain again, says FTSE oil giant

Filed 1d ago · Via The Telegraph · The Buffoon Desk
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The chief executive of Hunting, a FTSE-listed oil services company, said UK political instability has 'done a lot of damage' to growth prospects and that the firm will not invest further in Britain. No additional detail on the company's specific grievances or investment plans was provided in the available material.

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