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Kremlin rejects 60-day ceasefire for Ukraine’s elections — but says it might not strike ‘on election day itself’
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Kremlin spokesperson Dmitry Peskov said Russia will not agree to a 60-day ceasefire to let Ukraine hold a presidential election, though he left open the possibility that strikes could pause on the day of the vote itself. The exchange followed President Trump's October 10 comment that it was time for Ukraine to 'get a new president' who could 'make a deal,' and Zelensky's proposal that Trump press Putin for a full 60-day ceasefire to organize elections.
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