VOL. I · NO. 8615FRIDAY, OCTOBER 2, 20265¢
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Clive Barrow, senior Telegraph sub who refined an avalanche of news stories in the days of hot metal

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Clive Barrow spent his career on the Telegraph's subs' desk during the hot metal era, reworking copy that ranged from brief items to sprawling features into print-ready shape.

Colleagues remembered his editorial philosophy as a careful calibration of taste: vulgarity should be dosed only enough to raise, at most, the ghost of a smile in a cathedral deanery.

The trade he practiced belonged to a print production process now largely extinct, and his obituary serves as a small marker for a vanished newsroom craft.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

Source: Read the original at The Telegraph → Scored: Heavy Heart · Kevin MacLeod · CC BY 4.0
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