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‘The Bottom Fell Out’: Key Analyst Hits Republicans With Dire Election Warning

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Charlie Cook, founder of the Cook Political Report, told ABC's Martha Raddatz that Republicans are facing a midterm reckoning driven by voter anger over prices, fuel costs and tariffs, all converging at once. He called the coming shift a 'red undertow' rather than a blue wave, meaning it's less enthusiasm for Democrats than backlash against Trump and the Republicans who backed him.

Cook predicted Democrats will flip 20 or more House seats, a chamber he called 'kind of a done deal for a good while,' and possibly four Senate seats, enough to flip that chamber too, though he cautioned some of those Senate races remain close.

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A man who reads elections for a living saying the bottom fell out is worth more than a hundred campaign consultants insisting everything is fine. The wave metaphor got retired for a reason: waves crash and recede, undertows just quietly drag you out before you notice you're not standing where you thought.
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