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Moscow aims to cut power, heat and water in major Ukrainian cities — NYT

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Ukraine has shown European allies intercepted Russian plans to cut electricity, heat, and water to major cities this winter, the New York Times reported, citing a document Ukrainian officials presented in Paris two weeks ago. The plan reportedly involves up to 1,000 missiles, drones, and bombs aimed at substations, hydroelectric plants, thermal plants, and boiler facilities.

Most alarming, per the document, is an apparent effort to force Ukraine's three operating nuclear plants offline by striking the substations connecting them to the grid, alongside strikes on water pumping and treatment facilities using ballistic missiles and glide bombs. Russia has not previously conducted large-scale attacks on water infrastructure.

Kyiv, Kharkiv, and Odesa are reportedly primary targets, with potential power and heat cuts of up to 90%. Ukraine says it has been reinforcing substations and civilians have stocked power banks and gas heaters after enduring last winter's outages.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
A plan to switch off the lights, the heat, and the water for entire cities at once is the sort of thing that used to require a villain monologue to describe out loud. Here it's described in a leaked document and reported with the same flat tone you'd use for a weather forecast. The people stocking up on power banks already know what the forecast is.
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