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Commentary: Private Equity is Coming for America’s Rural Hospitals

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A community outreach consultant argues in this commentary that private equity's growing footprint in rural healthcare is squeezing communities that can least afford it. He cites a Campaign for Accountability report finding private equity-owned hospitals charged an average of $669 more per patient without a corresponding rise in care costs, along with a JAMA study linking PE acquisition to a 25% rise in hospital-acquired conditions.

The piece notes 197 rural hospital closures or conversions since 2005, with 418 more considered vulnerable, and points to Steward Health Care's 2024 bankruptcy — after its owners allegedly extracted roughly $1.3 billion — as a cautionary tale. Private equity firms now own at least 130 rural hospitals across eight states and control 64% of the Medicare helicopter air-ambulance market, according to the figures cited.

The author calls for disclosure requirements on acquisition debt and real estate arrangements, pointing to Indiana's 2025 oversight law as one model, while stressing that rural hospitals need investment, just not the extractive kind.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

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When the business model for a hospital and the business model for a leveraged buyout start looking identical, someone downstream is going to bleed out waiting for an ambulance that got sold to a PE-backed fleet. Disclosure rules are a nice start; they are not going to un-bankrupt Steward's old patients.
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