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Jeff Bezos' Dolly Parton Tribute Isn't Going Over Well

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Kevin MacLeod · incompetech.com · CC BY 4.0
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Jeff Bezos posted an Instagram tribute to Dolly Parton following her death, praising her for 'showing us what it means to lead with love' and citing her generosity and joy. Parton, worth a reported $650 million, built a decades-long philanthropic record including a free children's book program and a $1 million donation toward early Moderna vaccine research.

Commenters quickly noted the contrast with Bezos, whose net worth is estimated at $269 billion, and who has drawn criticism for courting the Trump administration, paying $75 million for rights to a documentary about Melania Trump, and cutting a third of the Washington Post's staff since buying it in 2013. Many urged him to 'follow her example' rather than post tributes.

The full dispatch is available from the source below.

✒ FROM THE EDITORIAL DESK
There is a certain genre of billionaire grief post that reads less like mourning and more like a hostage video for good PR. Parton spent decades giving away money faster than headlines could track it; Bezos spent the same window buying documentaries about the first lady, and the math is not subtle.
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