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Russian forces strike Kyiv, setting warehouse on fire and injuring one

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Russian forces struck Kyiv overnight with jet-propelled drones, setting a warehouse on fire in the Sviatoshynskyi District after debris fell, injuring one person, local authorities said. A passenger train traveling from Kyiv to Mykolaiv was also hit, according to Ukrainian Railways, but the crew and passengers had already been evacuated and no one was hurt on board.

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