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Lansing protesters block Flock cameras over license plate reader contract

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Residents in Lansing, Michigan, organized by DeFlock Lansing and the Michigan Capitol Visibility Brigade, physically blocked four Flock Safety license plate reader cameras with signs after the City Council voted 7-1 to ask the administration to terminate its Flock contract over privacy concerns. Mayor Andy Schor says the city is locked into the contract for another year and a half and is instead “talking to those interested and impacted,” including crime victims and unspecified other groups.

The protest follows a broader wave of local governments canceling Flock contracts nationwide, spurred partly by a USA Today investigation finding at least 22 law enforcement officials arrested, fired or placed on leave over alleged misuse, including one Florida officer charged after searching a woman's plate 189 times in eight months. Congressional candidate William Lawrence joined the protest, framing the cameras as a Fourth Amendment issue; his opponent, Rep. Tom Barrett, co-sponsors federal legislation that would restrict such surveillance purchases.

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A council vote of 7-1 is about as close to consensus as local politics gets, and the mayor's response amounts to a shrug and a promise to keep listening. Saying you can't unilaterally get out of a contract is true enough, but it's also the oldest trick in the book for turning a clear answer into an eighteen-month delay. Covering the cameras with a sign takes about five minutes; explaining why the city can't do the same costs a lot more.
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