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You're Missing A Step In Your Hair Care Routine — Especially If You Have Thinning Hair

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HuffPost's shopping desk highlights scalp scrubs as a missing step in hair care routines, citing board-certified dermatologist Dr. Divya Shokeen, who says scalp health underlies healthy hair growth through clean, well-oxygenated, inflammation-free tissue. Shokeen says scrubs are not a direct hair growth treatment but can create favorable conditions and help other treatments like minoxidil absorb better.

The article recommends using a scrub once weekly and points to specific products, including a Mielle rosemary mint sugar scrub, tying it to the brand's separately viral rosemary oil.

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